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Funny Love Messages

I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poems, but I still love you.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I love you even when I'm hungry, and that's a big deal.
You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the bacon to my everything.
I promise to always be by your side, or under you, or on top of you. Whatever you're into.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
I love you more than coffee, and you know that's saying something.
You're my favorite notification, even though you never come with a 'dismiss' option.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
You're the reason I smile at my phone like an idiot.
You're the only person I'd share my snacks with. That's true love.
You're like a fine wine. The older you get, the more you're worth.
I love you more than wifi, and that's a pretty big deal in this day and age.
You're not just my better half, you're also my weirder half. And I love it.
I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.
You're the jelly to my doughnut, the cream to my coffee, and the syrup to my pancakes.
I love you even when you snore, and that's saying something.
If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
I love you more than a dog loves chasing its tail.
You're like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life.
I love you more than I love my bed. And that's a lot.
I love you even when you hog the blanket. Well, most of the time.
You're the bacon to my eggs and the marshmallow to my hot chocolate.
You're the only fish in the sea for me. Well, unless Netflix counts.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you... sometimes.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right... but I probably am wrong about a lot of things.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.
If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
You're the WiFi to my internet addiction. Can't live without you.
You're the only fish in the sea for me.
You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the macaroni to my cheese, and the nachos to my salsa. In other words, you complete me... and make me hungry.
I love you more than my phone (you know how much I love my phone).
You're the avocado to my toast – makes everything better, even though sometimes you're a little extra.
You're even better than getting a 'Your Amazon order has shipped' email.
You're the Beyoncé to my Jay-Z – together we're unstoppable, even if I'm just the backup dancer in this relationship.
You're the marshmallow to my hot chocolate – always sweet and always melting my heart.
You're the missing piece to my puzzle... or maybe just the edge piece, because you always keep me on the edge!
You're the salsa to my chips – spicy, addictive, and always leaving me wanting more.
If you were a meme, you'd be the one I'd share over and over again because you never get old.
I love you more than my favorite TV show... and you know how much I hate missing an episode.
I love you more than pizza delivery on a rainy day... and that's saying something.
You're the sunshine on my cloudy days... and trust me, with my luck, there are a lot of cloudy days.
You're the WiFi to my phone – I just can't function without you.
I love you more than I love winning arguments... and you know how much I love being right.
I love you more than I love my phone's battery life.
You're the sprinkles to my ice cream – adding a little extra sweetness to every moment.
You're the pickles to my sandwich – unexpected, but I can't imagine life without you.
You're the GPS to my lost soul – always guiding me back to you.
You're the marshmallow to my s'more – sticky, sweet, and always leaving me wanting s'more of you.
You're the Harry to my Potter – together, we're magic.
You're the chocolate chip in my cookie – the best part that makes everything better.
I love you more than a procrastinating student loves deadlines... and that's a lot.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd have enough money to take you out for a nice dinner... or at least buy a lot of tacos.
You're the Google to my search history – always there when I need you.
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I hope your day is as fabulous as you are! Much love and many smooches.

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If I had a dollar for every time you’ve made my life better, I’d be the richest person in the world. Here’s to you, my love—happy birthday!

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I may have taken you for granted at times, and things may have been tense or uncomfortable recently. But I do want you to know how much I value you and how happy I am to have you in my life. This Thanksgiving I am thankful that I have you.

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Happy birthday to the beautiful, intelligent, charming person I call my best friend!

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A special birthday wish for the special one of my life. May all your wishes come true.

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