Funny Miss You Messages

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Now that you're no longer constantly present in my life, I've realized I don't like my life to be peaceful.

I miss you as much as you miss hamburgers.

I miss you just as much as I missed my period this month, which makes me realize we need to talk.

Listen up! You're definitely not so adorable that I can't ignore you. But it seems I can't.

I miss you like a moron who fails to see the obvious.

They say that missing your best friend appears in waves. And I'm afraid I'm going to drown tonight. Miss you always.

Missing you feels like a monsoon in my desert. Without you in my life, the sun goes dark.

Have you ever seen a fish missing water? That would be me, always gasping for your presence.

I miss you as much as I miss my phone, which is charging across the room, and that's saying a lot.

I miss you as much as Howard misses Sheldon. I miss you like Sheldon misses the joke.

They say love is blind, and I believe they are correct. Because every time I close my eyes now since you left, you are all I can see.

I miss you and don't text me back to say it hasn't even been a minute. Trust me, I'm aware.

I sometimes feel like writing "I miss you" on a rock and throwing it at your face to show you how much it hurts to be apart from you.

Did the chicken cross the street? "Girl, I don't care. Tell me why you keep popping into my head.

If you ever decide to ask the right question on the way back home, ask me how much I miss you whenever I see you off at the airport.

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