Funny Morning Quotes

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"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." — Dalai Lama

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." — Elbert Hubbard

"You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club." — Jack London

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” ― Glen Cook

"Be happy, it drives people crazy." — Paulo Coelho

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” — Zig Ziglar

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